Fuck Your Dumb Baby
Happy Halloween, babyhaters.  I hope you were able to go out and get shitfaced and didn’t have to deal with a bunch of little douches expecting hand outs.  My Halloween tradition is just to leave a bin full of these fuckers out on my stoop while I go on a vodka fueled adventure and let the roving packs of treaters take a handful.  Fuck, take the whole bin.  I didn’t buy them so I could eat them.

Happy Halloween, babyhaters.  I hope you were able to go out and get shitfaced and didn’t have to deal with a bunch of little douches expecting hand outs.  My Halloween tradition is just to leave a bin full of these fuckers out on my stoop while I go on a vodka fueled adventure and let the roving packs of treaters take a handful.  Fuck, take the whole bin.  I didn’t buy them so I could eat them.

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