getthefuuuckoverit:

fuckyourdumbbaby:

If I wanted my couch to smell like eight piles of shit had been sitting on it all day, I would have left it in an alley downtown for hobos to fuck on.  Get back in the crawlspace, you prolapsed anuses.

I really dont like this tumblr…. babies are cute, they dont always smell like shit, this is a really dumb blog. This has really annoyed me, and I cant put down in words why but I hate it when people say shit about babies…

If you think babies don’t always smell like shit then you have obviously never spent more than .00016 seconds around a baby. Want to know why you can’t put your annoyance into words? Maybe because there is absolutely no argument that can be made in the defense of babies. Has a baby every cured a disease? Won a Nobel prize? Been to the moon? Nope, because babies suck ass.